Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
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My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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