stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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