She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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