I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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