ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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