At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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