Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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