Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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