if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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