I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
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So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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