Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
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Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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