CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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