We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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