Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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