I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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