i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
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Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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