Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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