i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
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