Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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