You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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