I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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