doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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