She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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