I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Do plants get herpes?
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