yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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