? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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