I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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