chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
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I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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