I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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