HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
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You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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