She is in my trunk
wanna go halves on a baby?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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