he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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