I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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