its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
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Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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