Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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