Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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