Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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