The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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