just come out here and I will go home with you...
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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