all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
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My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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