in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
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If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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