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  • Submitted by saturnine on May 9, 10 at 10:14am

    Nah man, I'm pretty sure that's an international activity.

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    Submitted by carleton1984 on May 9, 10 at 8:39am

    Do they not know how to knock?

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    Submitted by machaveli2 on May 9, 10 at 5:52pm

    I bet in china that's normal

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    Submitted by 51sports on May 9, 10 at 8:32am

    What an accomplishment purple....jeez you people are freaks.

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    Submitted by noeraver on May 10, 10 at 4:52am

    This has happened to me.. It's kind of embarrassing, but four years from now you two will remember it as a bonding moment.

  • 59 51
    Submitted by mjo on May 9, 10 at 9:45am

    Ahahah excellent intro dude :D

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 8:53am

    WTF. Wanking is bad now?

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    Submitted by fd1 on May 9, 10 at 3:38pm

    Haha well agrees, awesome intro and welcoming into the house

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    Submitted by ResidentAsylum on May 9, 10 at 9:36am

    Just tell them to leave the fresh towels and go.

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    Submitted by pichu180 on May 9, 10 at 1:46pm

    Hey now, there's always a possibility of a female student...

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    Submitted by Nix on May 9, 10 at 11:49pm

    Yes, because people outside the United States don't masturbate.

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 4:49pm

    My host borther walked in on me while I was wacking off. It was awkard after that.

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    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 9, 10 at 8:29am

    First....... Ha

  • 53 64
    Submitted by kt86lee on May 9, 10 at 9:00am

    Awesome

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    Submitted by SketchyKell on May 10, 10 at 2:13pm

    Anyang!

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    Submitted by SashaLuhvsYuh on Jun 13, 10 at 12:01pm

    One of the only two texts with a smiley! :)

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    Submitted by MrTaner on May 9, 10 at 1:42pm

    What a great welcome right

  • 56 95
    Submitted by anonomys on May 10, 10 at 12:29am

    why do ur parents have a foreign exchange student

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    Submitted by paigesings on Jun 8, 12 at 9:34am

    She was from Germany

  • Submitted by cwelkman on May 9, 10 at 8:31am

    Get a life loser. Did you tell them you have not and never will get laid and you jerk off hourly? LOSER