white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
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He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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