So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
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