Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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