He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
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I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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