We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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