I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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