I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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