yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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